Guess what? I got a motorcycle.

Yeah, be jealous. But really, aside from the whole... riding it thing, I think the best part is purchasing the accessories. Such as my beautiful, sexy, amazing, wonderful helmet. Let me show you it.
I thought it was rude that my momma didn't even save me the pleasure of opening the box. But that's okay, because I got to show everyone at work my beautiful (sexy, amazing, wonderful) helmet. And I'm pretty sure they were jealous. Even the dudes. They just refuse to admit it.

So what's the point of this Deal or No Deal TV show? And why is Howie Mandel bald? My mom just asked if I thought he was good looking. Even bald. I had to fight to keep from vomiting. No, madre. I do not think he is hot. I don't think he would be hot with hair either. Sorry.

Let me just tell you, I am newly obsessed with the Fruit 2 0 strawberry water. It's absolutely amazing. A little sweet, but it's yummy none the less.

My new motorcycle jacket should be here in a few days. So in the event that it arrives while I'm at work, I hope my mom waits for me to get home to open it. Because I like packages. I don't get them enough. But I'm pretty sure it's about nap time for me. This getting up at 6:00 shit is for the birds. (Did I get that saying right?)